Not gonna answer the phone...

Tempting, but no way I will answer!!

This bulb lasts longer if you speak English

I found this at Lowes today. I thought it was odd that the life if you speak english was 22.8 years and in Spanish it is only 13.7.

WOW, it's hot in Fountain!!

The weather lady was reporting from hell apparently! 461 degrees is just too hot!

Legal in Colorado?

It seems like there is a "natural medicine" store on almost every corner in Colorado Springs. Now Home Depot is getting in on it!

Well, it depends in your size

This shirt was for sale at the Disney store. I saw a very large woman in a scooter wearing the same shirt... In her case, the answer might have been different given the context.