They're crazy or worse...

At Costco they had this package of nuts. So, either it reads "Everyone is nuts" or worse, "Everyone's (possessive) nuts." The fact that they are from California doesn't really help clarify anything. So, either way, I'm not going to eat everyone's nuts.
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What's your pleasure? How about CPR.

I arrived in LA Thursday morning. I spent the day trying to get some work done. I was barely successful. When I got to the hotel, I noticed several oddly dressed women in the lobby. They had on more than the average amount of leather. I didn't think much of it, this is LA. Later that evening, I went to the gym. That's where I saw the sign in the picture... "Welcome to DOMCON". Based on what I'd seen, I guessed that meant dominatrix conference. The next morning, while at breakfast, I heard a couple of women talking about the conference. They were specifically talking about the CPR class. I guess if your client has a dodgey heart, that training will come in handy!

"World's greatest burger..." Not

We flew back from DC on Monday. Since we flew on American from National, we were presented with the option of getting a burger from Fuddruckers. It seemed like a good idea since they usually have good food. We got our burgers and were slightly disappointed with the hockey pucks we received. It made me wish we'd flown another airline to go out of the gates by Five Guys which actually has the best burgers.
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