Anyway, on to the strange. Today is my last day in Vegas following 9 days of classes and conference. My flight home leaves at 11:00p. That left me a few hours to wander around. My coworker, Amy, was in the same situation. We went to a few hotels to shop and see what was new. In short, not much new. We ended up at the Hilton to see the Star Trek museum and ride. The museum is neat. The employees are a little scary. The rides a bit lame (although better than when I was there in 2000... There are two now.) As a little background, the opening key note speaker was Craig Furguson from the late late show. One of the lines he used over and over was "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... in other words, enjoy your hooker." Pretty funny.
Anyway, during the first ride, Amy said to me, "We can't tell anyone that we spent our free time at the Star Trek exhibit." I said, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." She replied, "Enjoy your hooker."
As we were exiting the first ride, we both noticed a rather attractive young woman that looked very out of place at the Star Trek museum. She was dressed in a very nice black dress. She was with a much older man that was wearing an aloha shirt. They were very touchy feely in a bad way. I asked Amy if she thought he was her father, husband, or "uncle". Her response... "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas." I think she might have been spot on...
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